Čivkzbirka #11

Je bil že čas, kenede. Nekaj jih imam, za kaj več pa bo treba počakat na april, ali nekaj podobnega…









Mimogrede, dekle študira na pedagoški…. op.a.














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Čivkzbirka #10

Okrogla objava ptičjega žvrgolenja. Neokrogla objava po kliku.



































Še vedno pa se nihče ni opogumil in v komentar nalepil kakšnega kratkega in sladkega. :mrgreen:

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Čivkzbirka #9

Nekam hitro sledi že naslednja zbirka, ampak samo zato, ker se je nabralo že kar nekaj tvitov in ker imam ravno čas. Prejšnja zbirka dosegljiva z nežnim klikom. Res je, da se pojavljajo venomer ista imena, ampak se mi zdi, da kvaliteta prav nič ne pada. Čez 7 let pa itak vse prav pride. Let’s go:





































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Čivkzbirka #8

Po zdaj že ustaljeni navadi dodajam še eno novo zbirko čivkov za po poti. Prejšnja dosegljiva s klikom na povezavo. Tokratno priporočilo pa gre spodaj kar precejkrat omenjenemu @asocialec































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Čivkzbirka #7

Za razliko od prejšnje, bi tole zbirko lahko poimenovali kar “@krasevecalen zbirka in še nekaj tvitov za zraven.” Zakaj? No, zato:



























Če še kdo pozna karkoli omembe vredne, pa le v komentarje s tvitom. winking

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Čivkzbirka #6

Samo tako, da malce zapolnim prazen prostor med objavami. Prejšnja zbirka je dosegljiva po kliku.
































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Čivkzbirka #5

No, gremo kar tako, kot vsakič.

Povprečen Slovenec ima toliko dolgov, da zakonito lahko ustanovi svojo državo.

— Fox News Slovenija (@FNSlo) October 8, 2013

Ne razumem zakaj ma voznik Bmw-ja nalepko “otrok v avtu”? A ni očitno? — Natka (@Natka456) October 5, 2013
mati gleda zvezke, poka grimase, odkimava #7letnik: “Ja vem, pišem še grše kot ti parkiraš.” Okeeeeeej.

— DQ (@ovtsa) September 27, 2013

Hey creationists, if the planet is only a few thousand years old as you claim, How the f**k do you explain Madonna? — sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) September 24, 2013
Pri @Tusmobil zakupiš prenos podatkov. Na voljo imaš 1 mesec, da jih porabiš. Po kvaliteti signala sodeč, rabiš 2 meseca, da ti uspe! #fail

— Jouet (@ChuliBrk) September 23, 2013

What do you get if you cross a rhino with an elephant? I don’t know but it’s not relevant. — sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) September 22, 2013
Pogledal sem vse sezone muslimanske verzije How I Met Your Mother. Kako slabo porabljenih 10 minut.

— Michelle Besso (@michellebesso) September 21, 2013

Kadar grem z #lpp na tlako, je čist tko k da bi loto igral… sedmice od nikjer… #fml — Jouet (@ChuliBrk) September 20, 2013
Danes je izšel GTA5. Takoj sem ga šel kupit. Dragi avti, lopovi, kriminalci, mafija. Kaj vse vidiš, če se mimo parlamenta pelješ v Big Bang.

— Michelle Besso (@michellebesso) September 18, 2013

Njemu je ime Igore, jast ga kličem Idole. Ko mi gre na živce ga kličem Elevator. — Kracalnik (@Kracalnik) September 17, 2013
‘Benjamin Button.’ ‘BENJAMIN WHO?’ ‘Benjamin’ ‘WHO’S THERE?’ ‘Knock knock!’

— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) September 14, 2013

My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what’s happening. — funny humour (@funnyhumour) September 13, 2013
Zakaj Gorenjci ne marajo spucanih tal? Ker so čist podn.

— Boštjan Gorenc (@Pizama) September 9, 2013

Torej, no, kako naj recem … ob Bohinjskem jezeru sem izvedla eno Petro Majdic. To pomeni, padla v jarek. — Tina B (@tibonalta) September 7, 2013
Uro sem si pri sladoledarju naštimal. #točensladoled

— Danijel Mihelj (@komunalc) August 30, 2013

ZNANOST: V ZDA so znanstveniki iz muhe naredili slona, naslednji projekt pa je ustvarjanje miši z umetnimi potresi pod gorami. — Fox News Slovenija (@FNSlo) August 30, 2013
Ko mi kdo rece, da “skoz” pametujem, mu z veseljem obrazlozim, da bi bil pravilnejsi izraz “neprestano” ali pa “nenehno”.

— Aspera (@Mordacitas) August 29, 2013

KRONIKA: Dva (2) otroka v gozdu umrla zaradi akutnega diabetesa, ko sta neznanki pojedla hišo. Policija preiskuje, kam vodijo drobtine. — Fox News Slovenija (@FNSlo) August 27, 2013
Ej punca, če se ti med parkiranjem zdi, da je tvoj avto kot avtobus, to še ne pomen da loh parkiraš na avtobusni.

— Fetalij W. Tyschew (@tyschew) August 21, 2013

So, Stevie Wonder walks into a bar… Then into a chair… And then into a table. — The Funny Racist™ (@TheFunnyRacist) August 20, 2013
A: “How long does it take from Udine to Bovec?” Google: “You Italian?” A: “Yes.” G: “18 hours.”

— Sašo (@JsSmRenton) August 16, 2013

Mama, mama, kaj jaz sem posvojen? Kaj res misliš, da bi tebe izbrala — MeFollow YouAlways (@MeFollowYouAll) August 16, 2013
V LinkedIn sem napisal, da krotim leve in levim krote. Še zmer brez joba.

— Sašo (@JsSmRenton) August 14, 2013

Moj jutrišnji urnik, pa je hudo natrpan. Lahko bi mu rekel kar, hudournik. — Rok™ (@rokpusnik) August 13, 2013
what idiot called it a cruise ship and not a boatel

— just a cool dad (@bestdadevr) August 13, 2013

KRONIKA: Na Vrhniki se je poškodovala F. C., ki je tekla za drvečim vozom. Iz UKC poročajo, da je izven smrtne nevarnosti. — Fox News Slovenija (@FNSlo) August 12, 2013
KRONIKA: Ljubljanski policisti aretirali M. Ladost, ki je v bližini mostu skakala čez Ljubljanico.

— Fox News Slovenija (@FNSlo) August 12, 2013

Torej je predviden cas med Hodosem in Moskvo 2 uri? “STA_novice: Med Koprom&Moskvo bo 2014 vozil vagon-spalnik;predviden čas vožnje = 45 ur” — Aspera (@Mordacitas) August 2, 2013
Berete simulaker, kopijo kopije misli, ki je glasovno ubeseditev preskočila, se prek prstov utelesila v ničlah in enicah, tvit postala.

— Sašo (@JsSmRenton) July 29, 2013

I hope they don’t have the expression third time’s a charm in Germany. — The Funny Racist™ (@TheFunnyRacist) July 21, 2013
99 little bugs in the code 99 little bugs in the code Take one down, patch it around 117 little bugs in the code

— Alex Shchepetilnikov (@irqed) July 19, 2013

opinion – 3.14 = onion — bread (@zoebread) July 21, 2013
Kako pri človeku določite stopnjo odurnosti/odvratnosti? Čista znanost: pic.twitter.com/2zkoaJu4yC

— Sašo (@JsSmRenton) July 15, 2013

Evo, bo za nekaj časa.

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Redki bodo doumeli.

Opozorilo: Vsebuje malce nemaren jezik. Hvala.

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